Cliff Huxtable hates
there’s no more royalties from
Jell-o pudding pops.
Jell-o pudding pops
Now have a Coke and a smile
And use Kodak film
And use Kodak film
But, alas, not Kodachrome –
They took Paul’s away
They took Paul’s away
But not George, Ringo, or John’s
Shoes on Abbey Road
Shoes on Abbey Road;
When taxi meets old lady,
Not much left behind.
Not much left behind
Most all of my ass’s weight
Is in the right cheek
“Is in the right cheek,”
said Kato of Clouseau’s chaw
Frenchman with 'baccy.
Frenchman with 'baccy
Horks up huge Gaulish loogey;
To spit, or swallow?
To spit, or swallow?
That is indeed the question
When eating tofu.
When eating tofu,
Thought what the hell is this stuff?
I ordered toffee.
I ordered toffee
So imagine my surprise
When I got coffee!
When I got coffee
enemas, I expected
Head trips, not ass quakes.
“Head Trips, Not Ass Quakes”
My daring new expose
About the Ford White House
About the Ford White House:
'twas run by the only prez
From my Michigan
From my Michigan
J. Frog impression, you might
think I dig vaudeville.
think I dig vaudeville?
dude, I can juggle my balls
with a single hand
with a single hand
I suef the 'Net. Is your mind
Now in the gutter?
Now in the gutter
I plop down my bowling ball
(I’m not very good)
“I’m not very good.”
“That doesn’t matter,” I said,
“I like naughty girls.”
I like naughty girls
I like knotty pine as well
Whoops. I’m getting wood