Haiku Madness

Fall to Superman.
Summer to Captain Marvel.
Spring to Aquaman.

“Spring to Aquaman,”
advised Mera’s mother. "He’s
King of Atlantis.

King of Atlantis
Pity he died and didn’t
see twickster’s haiku

See, twickster’s haiku
Must be invisible ink.
Need Magic Glasses.

Need magic glasses
These most conventional types
Keep on emptying

Keep on emptying
People make too much garbage.
Let’s recycle, folks!

Let’s recycle folks
Solent green on toast and such
End world hunger now

End world hunger now.
Eat less food, avoid red meat,
and eat more pussy

“…and eat more pussy”
was my frat brother’s advice
of course I took it

Of course I took it
and put in on the counter,
the cats new furball

The cats’ new furball:
The world’s cutest kitten.
LOLCAT pix follow.

LOLCAT pix follow
All your base, pancake bunny.
My dreams are all memes.

My dreams are all memes?
No, they are memories, sex,
and insanity

And insanity
comes to those who want it least
so said my uncle

So said my uncle:
I love all of my nephews
And, of course, Denise

“So,” said my uncle;
“Like gladiator movies?”
Then he winked at me.

Then he winked at me.
Or was it the grapefruit juice
Squirted in his eye?

nm

New game: Spot the Derailment. :slight_smile:

Oh, crap. To get back on track:

And, of course, Denise.
Added to the list of folks
Cliff Huxtable hates.