Or bionic legs
That will really annoy wife
I kick in my sleep
I kick in my sleep;
But only when dreaming that
I am a Rockette.
I am a Rockette.
Come to Radio City
And check out my gams!
And check out my gams
said the green chick, but he said:
“I am a breast man.”
I am a breast man,
Though I crave a thigh sometimes;
Mmmm, Extra Crispy!
Mmmm, extra crispy
My bacon it must be, please
No chewy slime. Yuck.
No chewy slime, yuck.
I like my slime soft and wet,
Like a fresh oyster.
“Like a fresh Oy-ster!”
The Yiddish comedian
Did play on his words
Did play on his words.
Musical based on his songs.
Made him very rich.
Made him very rich.
Cocaine is expensive.
Made him very poor.
Made him very poor
My investment advice did
Uh…sorry 'bout that!
Uh…sorry 'bout that!
I sent a “private message”,
But hit “Reply All”.
But hit “Reply All”
And see the wrath of HR
Come down upon thee!
Come down! Upon thee
I would get all medieval
If I reach your ass!
If I reach your ass
I will have brought shame upon
the art of haiku.
The art of haiku
Dependent on syllables
Pity they don’t rhyme.
Pity they don’t rhyme
And they’re not 5,7,5
Worst limericks ever
Worst limericks ever
They are better when dirty.
The clean ones are dull.
The clean ones are dull
the dirty ones are shiny
Bizzaro windshields
Bizarro windshields
or regular windshields, both
fall to Superman.