Must we all get stoned?
I don’t care what others do.
As for me, hell yes!
Must we all get stoned?
So much for The Dating Game
in ol’ Pakistan
As for me, hell yes!
Damn straight! And you’re durn tootin’!
What was it you asked?
What was it you asked?
I never knew just what was
The Marvelous Toy
The marvelous toy
Batman stopped the Joker with
Was his batarang
was his batarang
as hard to throw away as
his boomerang was?
His boomerang was
Used as a weapon, and thus
Not the “comeback” type
Not the comeback type.
I suppose I should not have
Set my girlfriend free.
Set my girlfriend free
And she ran away screaming
Oh why, girlfriend, why?
O why, girlfriend, why
must you try to improve me?
I like me “as is.”
I like me “as is”
But after third transmission
My car not so much
My car not so much
I prefer love in boudoir
Or in public loos
Or in public loos
Please let disabled person
Go ahead of you.
Go ahead of you!?
Never! I’m the wonder of
the Known Universe.
The known universe
contains many wonders like
the green dancing girls
The green dancing girls
who wear silver miniskirts
will be here tonight.
Will, be here tonight.
It’s been weeks since my lawyer
Said he’d draw you up!
Said he’s draw you up
To your desired height with
Leg operations
Leg operations
Made it possible for me
To leap tall buildings.
To leap tall buildings.
One needs real super powers,
Or bionic legs.