A stack of nickels
Is phallic, but only if
You’ve a dirty mind.
You’ve a dirty mind
And everything is phallic
Including sword fights
Including sword fights
In prison activities?
Wow. On guard, indeed!
Wow. “On guard”, indeed!
My dear fellow, in fencing
One starts with “En garde”.
One starts with “En garde”
Then moves to a balestra
Or so I have heard
Or so I have heard
One must always be on guard
Picking up dropped soap
Picking up dropped soap?
Have I once had Zest for that?
Not on your life, boy!
yes you are right …
“Not on your life, boy!
I mean, not on your file, boy!”
Said the dyslexic
Said the dislexic
“We’re staging a play, it’s called
Annie Get Your Nug”
Annie Get Your Nug
And Phantom of the Oprah
Are both standouting
Are both standouting?
Standouting of the closet?
Dyslexic and gay?
Dyslexic and gay?
John Elton, his friends call him
Wait…John Elton Sir
Wait…John Elton Sir?
Or maybe Dwight Reginald?
Fantastic Captain?
Fantastic! Captain
Kirk bones buxom green-skinned girl
Where no man has gone
“Where No Man Has Gone?”
“Yes, madam. Welcome to our
Lesbian date service.”
Lesbian date service
Liquor in the front, also
Liquor in the rear
Liquor in the rear
and back door shenanigans
make strange bedfellows
make strange bedfellows,
you say? Don’t want no sort of
fellows in my bed
Fellows in my bed?
No, my wife loves cowboy clothes -
She wants chaps in bed