She wants chaps; in bed,
I wear the spurs, and she makes
them jingle jangle.
them jingle jangle
sleighbells are driving me nuts
'specially since it’s June
'specially since it’s June,
it is hotter than Hell’s hinges.
I need a cool drink.
I need a cool drink.
Not Mello Yello or Tab –
Those drinks are nerdy.
Those drinks are nerdy
I need a manly man’s drink
Like a wine spritzer
Like a wine spritzer?
Dilute my wine? I’d prefer
To gouge my eyes out
To gouge my eyes out
ACK! I like my eyes, thank you
Rather Clear Vision!
Rather Clear Vision
One of many powers of
Super Average Man*
- average is two sylables here.
Super Average Man
Defeats the evil-doer
About half the time.
About half the time
I am part of the problem,
not the solution.
Not the solution
I wanted, yet water and
salt’s what I needed
Salt’s what I needed
To kill the Giant Snail Monster!
Damn you, Mrs. Dash!
Thank you Mrs. Dash
And thanks Mrs. Butterworth
Make lunch and sex great
I’m not sure how I got from “damn you” to “thank you.”
it must be Friday or something.
Make lunch and sex great:
Eat cordon bleu from fine chefs
straight from the pussy
Straight from the pussy,
Cock flops. You’ve a dirty mind.
Cat killed a chicken.
Cat killed a chicken.
Nature is so very mean.
Especially men.
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Especially men
Generalize both genders
Just like women do
Just like women do?
I would if I had the right
plumbing, but I don’t.