Plumbing? But I don’t
even know my Righty Tighty
from Lefty Loosey!
From Lefty Loosey
And on to Righty Tighty
'Twas my single life
'Twas my single life.
I died to find out 'twas no
Reincarnation.
Reincarnation.
Who was I in a past life?
Probably no one.
Probably no one
Wants to see Rosie naked
Worst porn site ever
Worst porn site ever!
They took my hard-earned money
and wouldn’t show twat!
And wouldn’t show twat!
Nor even shapely buttocks!
Just a bunch of dicks!
Just a bunch of dicks?
I’m on a gay porn site, but
I want T&A.
I want T&A
“The Internet is for porn,”
Sings Avenue Q.
Sings Avenue Q.
"Time for Blue Man to pay Rent
Then Turn off the Dark
Then Turn off the Dark
Had another postponement.
But now it’s opened!
But now it’s opened
That goddamned clamshelled widget
Wrap rage, lots of blood
Wrap rage, lots of blood,
and a dram of cobra spit
in evil magic.
In evil magic,
Wizard fucks damsel; good magic,
Damsel fucks wizard.
Damsel fucks wizard
and what do you get? Behold
Giant Snail Monster!
Giant snail monster
Fucks wizard and damsel too,
Pervy beast indeed
Pervy beast indeed
He was so into anal
Booty and the Beast
Booty and the Beast
She shakes her moneymaker
And he growls a lot
And he growls a lot.
I like dogs a lot, but sex
With sheep is simpler.
With sheep is simpler
Just ask Bo Peep and Mary
And, yes, Hal Briston