Haiku Madness

And, yes, Hal Briston
Used to be known as Sir Blah.
Now, though, he is not.

Now, though, he is not
blowing his sax on this earth
RIP, Big Man

RIP. Big Man
You thought you’d the right of way.
But I had the truck.

But I had the truck
But I didn’t know about the
Body in the trunk.

Body in the trunk
Plus lots of other trash, I’ve
Got junk in the trunk

Got junk in the trunk?
I’m the goddamned Fred Sanford
of mammoth asses

Of mammoth asses
There is no shortage of porn,
Or so I have heard.

Or so I have heard
How can I leave this behind?
(talk about mud flaps)

Talk about mud flaps!
Spinal Tap are gods of rock
Where is Shark Sandwhich?

Where is shark sandwich?
Freakin’ McDonalds never
Get my order right

Get my order right.
For the vegetarian:
Large fries, apple pie.

Large fries, apple pie,
half a chicken, eight veggies,
I eat like a horse.

I eat like a horse
Oats, hay, grass, sometimes apples,
And a sugar cube

And a sugar cube
The size of a Rubik’s cube
Would be so puzzling

Would be so puzzling
Puzzles perpetrated by
Peter Puzzler

by Peter Puzzler
Is how the last line should read.
It’s 5,7,5.

It’s five, seven, five
to make a haiku and five
to make four thousand.

To make four thousand
You need to start with one
It must be perfect.

It must be perfect
The diamond I give my wife
That’s why she has none

That’s why she has none
An object all would desire
I wish I had one