I wish I had one
thread-starting topic that would
reach 4000 posts
Reach 4000 posts
I should post all my haiku
One line at a time
One line at a time,
Haiku man, that’s all, that’s all
I’m asking from you.
I’m asking from you
directions to where God lives.
He owes me money.
He owes me money.
Must be sunny, in a rich
Man’s world. Ask ABBA
Man’s world. Ask ABBA,
but didn’t two blonde bimbos
sing lead for ABBA?
Sing lead for ABBA?
I ignored the men and saw
One blonde, one brunette.
One blonde, one brunette.
Carpet doesn’t match the drapes;
But who looks at drapes?
But who looks at drapes
Even when they’re fabulous?
The guy who like drapes
(and congrats on 4000!)
but who looks at drapes
The guy who like drapes
likes to look in windows too.
what a naughty man.
what a naughty man
that Mean Mr. Mustard is
shouts obscenities
Shouts obscenities
Like “Your carrots taste awful”
Mean Mr. Mustard
Mean Mr. Mustard
Joined up with the Blue Meenies
And made sea of green.
And made sea of green
and sky of blue, that is our
Mean Mr. Mustard.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Yells at all the local kids
In Impotent rage
In Impotent rage
I recall the time I wished
I was hard on her
nm