Haiku Madness

I was hard on her.
But she is a dwarf and she
Won’t feel up to it.

Won’t feel up to it?
She’d best watch it, she’ll get a
Thump on the noggin

Thump on the noggin?
I think I would not like this.
Sounds overrated.

Sounds Overated
Is my new weekly podcast
About pop music

About Pop - music
Was something Pop adored. But
Never pop music.

Never pop music,
smart coyotes listen to
jazz and classical.

Jazz and classical
Are on those 78’s
Old Dan liked to play

Old Dan liked to play
Sundown, Rainy Day Folks, and
Edmund Fitzgerald

Edmund Fitzgerald
May have sank from a rogue wave
Or perhaps from flood

Or perhaps from flood,
fire, earthquake, pestulence…
How will the world end?

How will the world end?
Battle LA aliens
Will take our water

Will, take our water
Anthony, you take our food
Then we’ll have nothing

“Then we’ll have nothing
but our birthday suits!” said the
drunk square dance caller

Drunk Square Dance Caller
The new drama on Showtime
Starring Slim Pickens

Starring Slim Pickens,
The movie Dr. Strangelove
Is not about porn.

Is not about porn –
Good! Who wants to see someone
Make love to a bomb?

Make love to a bomb.
Explosive sex. Why d’ya think
They call it banging?

They call it banging
'Cuz he uses his hammer
And she gets nailed

“And she gets nailed”
Could refer to a sex act
Or to an arrest

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