I don’t want to cram
but I am never prepared.
Will this exam hurt?
Will this exam hurt?
Depends on who’s your doctor
Hope it’s not Hellboy
Hope it’s not Hellboy
Or Doctor Octopus, or
Doctor Claw in charge
Doctor Claw in charge
No, I’m pretty sure its Charles.
Where’s Scott Baio now?
Where’s Scott Baio now?
Perhaps at Wendy’s asking,
“Want some fries with that?”
“Want some fries with that?”
“Well, all I ordered was fries.”
“Want fries with your fries?”
Want fries with your fries?
Can I have that with ketchup?
Ketchup is extra
Ketchup is extra
But only if you believe
It’s not a veg’table.
Its’ not a veggie
stunning my body with health
I’ll take the fries, please.
correction of the first sentence to fit the syllable count. Don’t want the haiku police after me! 
I’ll take the fries, please
and a double cheeseburger
with lots o’ ketchup.
with lots o’ kethcup
is not the right way to eat
A Chicago dog
A Chicago dog
is no better than any
other city’s dog
Other city’s dog
parks are safer, they just have
poop, not lobbyists
poop, not lobbyists.
Can you tell the difference?
They sure smell the same.
They sure smell the same
however, the left armpit
smells more like yogurt
Smells more like yogurt
fruity creamy delicious
my dog likes yogurt.
“My dog likes yogurt,”
the President joked, as Bo
peered into the fridge.
Peered into the fridge.
Oh, at first I thought you’d said
Bo urinated!
“Bo urinated!”
said Sasha to Malia,
who was not surprised.
who was not surprised
when the magician pulled out
a hare from his head