Haiku Madness

Saving the cheese, statewide
is a worthy goal Dopers.
Gouda idea!

Gouda idea
snickered the cheese-eating teens
high on the Humboldt

High on the Humboldt
right next to the Matterhorn
My fingers? Chilly!

My fingers, chilly.
That margarita’s too cold.
Want Hot Toddy!

Want Hot Toddy?
visit the Paddy Pub Park
For all drinking needs

For all drinking needs
Is someone nice to drink with
Without drinking yours.

without drinking yours
I shall still enjoy two beers
(there’s one in my pants)

There’s one in my pants
A stray, burrowing critter
I do not dare look

I do not dare look
to see if I did, indeed
wear my pants today

wear my pants today
just like any other day
one leg at a time

one leg at a time
Valerie Bertinelli
and Schneider, of course

and Schneider, of course
I will always remember
those happier times.

those happier times
or was the show name Good Times
maybe Happy Days

Maybe happy days
will come again in the spring,
with sun and green grass.

With sun and green grass
Come ants and chiggers and more bugs
I scratch my ass off

I scratch my ass off.
what will be left in it’s place?
You don’t want to know.

You don’t want to know
when the disgruntled
coughs on your meatloaf

Coughs on your meatloaf
with a disease bearing germ
thanks alot asshole.

Thanks a lot asshole
Now I go to the doctor
For rectal exam

for rectal exam
I forgot to study last night
I don’t want to cram