through the alter boy
the priest learned great rap hooks like
Yo yo yo mama
“Yo, Yo Yo Ma, Ma!”
I called the famous cellist
to my mom’s notice.
Yo! Yo-Yo Ma! Ma,
There’s the greatest cellist of
Today passing by!
You’re scaring me.
Today passing by
Tomorrow will pass by too
All futures will pass.
All futures will pass
like government money through
greedy banker’s hands
Greedy banker’s hands
drip with dollars, pounds, yen, gold
trillions in sweet loot.
Greedy banker’s hands
Grabbing at my fine assets
Bloody stubs will withdraw.
dangit - i like that one!
Trillions of sweet loot
But just on paper no dough
In the people’s hands.
Bloody stubs will withdraw
empty-handed, from running
garbage disposal
Garbage disposal
is too heavy to carry
In the people’s hands
In the people’s hands
lies the democratic choice
of wise governance.
Of wise governance,
I have no experience.
Bummer, don’t you think?
Bummer, don’t you think
the left and the right will fight
I still get the bill
I still get the bill
but not the legislation
politicians suck
Ooops - almost missed my syllable count
Politicians suck
The people then must swallow
What is spewed at them.
What is spewed at them
gets re-purposed and re-spewn
be kind to children
Be kind to children
Not if they’re being noisy!
Off my lawn, dammit!
Off my lawn, dammit!
Or I will be forced to turn
The hose on you, jerk!
“The hose on you, jerk!”
said Yoda to Leia - N
SFW!
SFW!
Special Forces Wisconsin
Saving the cheese, statewide!