With bubble gum pie
I am so busy chewing,
I can eat no more.
I can eat no more
What’s that? There’s some finger pie?
Perhaps just a nibble
Perhaps just a nibble
That’s six syllables, buddy
try again, better.
try again, better
haikus are in your future;
this I promise.
oops.
try again, better
haikus are in your future;
this I guarantee.
This I guarantee:
haikus have only three lines
so again you fail.
so again you fail
most miserably at that
indescribable
indescribable
The joy I feel as I read
haikus I have missed.
Haikus I have missed
shine like jewels in the sun
I am now inspired
I am now inspired
One part is inspiration
The other part: sweat.
I am now inspired
Like a bright, radiant beam
To write about stuff
D’oh
The other part: sweat
When creating a mixed drink
Don’t add this or tears
D’oh, indeed!
Don’t add this or tears
There’s no crying in baseball
yet sweat reigns supreme
yet sweat reigns supreme
at the sumo marathon
where’s my umbrella?
Where’s my umbrella?
The chaos that reigns rains down
On my crazed Monday.
on my crazed Monday
into my rifle’s scope cross-hairs
some come, few escape
Some come, few escape
the sting of my sharpened wit
or is’t warpened shit?
“Or is’t warpened shit?”
I asked my startled teacher,
who rapped my knuckles.
Who rapped my knuckles
When they could have rapped my name
Yo yo yo mama!
Who rapped my knuckles?
Gasping with sharp pain, I rise
Looking for the nun.
looking for the nun
but fixed his own bad habit
through the alter boy