The whims of fortune
have me writing a haiku
on this wintry night.
The whims of fortune
Were good to me yesterday
Except I was sick
on this wintry night
wait a minute, it’s morning
on this wintry morn…
On this wintry morn
yesterday’s birthday cake sits
waiting for today
Waiting for today
lo and behold, now it’s here
sunshine on the snow.
sunshine on the snow
crystals of glitter, sharply
reflect on the day
Reflect on the day
with quiet meditation
Screw that! Let’s get drunk!
Screw that! Let’s get drunk.
After that let’s screw and then
Let’s get drunk again.
Let’s get drunk again.
No wait, let’s eat shrooms instead
Shoehorn Butterhorse
“Shoehorn Butterhorse”?
Obvious try at making
A tough haiku trap.
A tough haiku trap?
Or funny thread, long since passed
Let the Doper rise.
Let the Doper rise,
rise up and conquer the day!
Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe tomorrow
I will loiter and linger
Today I will lag
today I will lag
tomorrow I will lag again
guess I’m just a lagger
Guess I’m just a lagger
Everyone’s invited to
drink a pint of me
drink a pint of me
(or my ejaculation)
in all honesty
In all honesty
and with all due respect, I
decline your offer.
decline your offer
what’s more, I am revolted
not thirsty, as well
Not thirsty, as well
As not at all hungry, for
Dinner sated me.
Dinner sated me:
potato chip sloppy joe
With bubble gum pie