FOUL! Cries the Haiku Cop.
subject, verb must jibe
Little Richard, though, must jive
or so he has said
Or so he has said,
Often quoting rare poets
No one cares about
no one cares about
this last slice of cheese pizza?
I do. Very much.
I do very much
said Queen G’lacta when asked if
She thinks IG’s cute?
She thinks IG’s cute?
Optometrist appointment
In her near future. 
In her near future
Hillary flies overseas
as a diplomat.
As a diplomat
The bear’s diplomacy skills
were surely lacking
We’re surely lacking
a better way to spend time
Bored Dopers amuse
**Is adding punctuation allowed?
Bored Dopers amuse
Themselves with attempts at wit.
Too lazy to wank.
Too lazy to wank?
I don’t think I could ever
be described that way.
Be described. That way,
your inevitable death
will not wipe you out
Will not wipe? You! Out
Of my freshly-cleaned bathroom
Right now, filthy slob!
Right now, filthy slob!
she uttered, from her back, prone
in discount brothel
In discount brothel
They re-use all the condoms
Turn inside out, shake
Turn inside out, shake
all carcinogens, be gone
cure for lung cancer
cure for lung cancer
remains unknown, even though
I walked for the cure
I walked for the cure
only to need a salve for
butt sweat and blisters
butt sweat and blisters
are not recommended for
anyone’s behind
Anyone’s behind
May be kicked, or might be kissed
The whims of fortune