Waiting for new posts
Must bore you to tears by now
Hey, we’re back at it!
Waiting for new posts
hitting “User CP” just
one more time… what’s new?
Hey, we’re back at it!
submitting without preview
waiting for new posts
one more time . . . what’s new?
In the world under the sun
Thank Og for Fridays
Thank Og for Fridays
Except when the damn phone rings
Recorded voice greets
(actually just happened as I was composing this response)
one more time…what’s new?
the ungulate asks of me
no I say, you’re gnu
recorded voice greets
please hang up and dial again
stupid fat fingers
ignore previous
stupid fat fingers
always hitting the wrong keys
keep up with edits
(I almost had the gnu 'ku done! getting tricky with the edits!)
Keep up with edits
Or you may find yourself chid
Quickness is needed
quickness is needed
At the 100 yard dash
most narcolepse lose
most narcolepse lose
sleep at night (of course they do)
too much daydreaming
Too much daydreaming
Not enough effort at work
First to be downsized.
First to be downsized
my wiener because I looked
At Roseanne naked
At Roseanne naked!
You’re trying to make me quit
This haiku business?
This haiku business
No thanks as I much prefer
dirty limericks
Dirty limericks
Feature men from Nantucket
Along with big tits.
Along with big tits
I have many other good
attributes, good sir.
“Attributes, good sir,”
said the man from Nantucket,
“are what make you great.”
Are what make you great
Your skills at writing haikus,
Or are they more than that?
Or are they more than that?
do you mean more syllables
than are allowed now?
“Than are allowed now?”
That’s not a correct sentence.
Subject, verb must jibe.