And dazzling smiles
set hearts aflame in desire
I drown in your eyes
I drown in your eyes
I suffocate in your ears
I dare not say more
I dare not say more
But then I dare not say less
Caught in words and sounds
caught in words and sounds
I am trapped with no escape
mental prisoner
Mental prisoner
Trapped behind keyboard, online
Forced to write haikus …
forced to write haikus?
there is no gun to your head
nor flame to your groin
Nor flame to your groin
Although another thread tells
How flames groomed ones pubes
(my apologies to the next guy)
“How flames groomed one’s pubes”?
Your apologies, well-meant,
are to no avail.
are to no avail
is a lame start to a haiku
could not be much worse
it occurs to me that this:
could be used whenever one is stuck.
So, as the inventor and patent-holder of Haiku Madness, I hereby put the kibosh on repeating lame ass attempts such as this. (you can use a lame ass line, you just can’t repeat a lame ass line).
could not be much worse
than the google ads I see
I will not buy that!
I will not buy that!
no matter how cheap it is
your product is crap
Your product is crap
but wait there’s more! Call right now
And we’ll double that.
And we’ll double that
Great that’s just what I needed
consumerism
Consumerism
bane of American life
how I love it so!
How I love it so!
'till the wolves came to my door
Go to hell Citi
Go to hell Citi
Egregious greedy bastards
how they sicken me
Sorry, but I immediately had a part 2!
Could not be much worse
These horrible haiku rules
What is this, Russia?
Oops
How they sicken me
So called computer experts
Who can’t hit refresh
Who can’t hit refresh?
I wish I could at times when
Life goes by too slow.
Life goes by too slow
Only if you’re just watching
waiting for new posts