Haiku Madness

I’d rather eat pie
The blueberries stain my mouth
I’m doing this wrong

I’m doing this wrong
I turned down sushi for lunch
what was I thinking?

What was I thinking?
Could there be any better
way to waste time? No!

Way to waste time. No.
Most precious commodity
fleeting and fragile

Fleeting and fragile
the wings of a butterfly
I beg for springtime

I beg for springtime
Precipitating all week
Depression, anger.

Depression, anger
Hell hath no fury like a
green thumb in winter

Green thumb in winter?
Florida sunshine beckons.
Outta here, I swear.

Outta here, I swear.
At least the engineers are
Move with us or leave.

Move with us or leave
why issue ultimatums?
why be so pushy?

Why be so pushy?
It’s not my call. I only
Tell what has happened.

Tell what has happened?
No time to wallow in past,
We must live today.

We must live today
as if it will be our last
who’s up for ice cream?

ETA: Elvis beat me to it!

Who’s up for ice cream
We all screamed, as with one voice
Who want’s sprinkles too?

Who wants sprinkles too?
Lovely and multicolored
a tasty rainbow

A tasty rainbow
And a sugary snowflake
Weather tastes yummy

weather tastes yummy
but not as good as sushi
I still mourn my choice

I still mourn my choice
As my fingers tug vainly
At my now shorn hair

At my now shorn hair
irresistibly short cute
men’s gazes are drawn

Men’s gazes are drawn
to supermodels’ long legs
and dazzling smiles.