False dichotomy:
Fake surgical incision
In a lesbian
In a lesbian?
I wish I was. I would do
a lot to get laid
A lot to get laid.
This stone wall may not be done
today as promised.
Today as promised
I will do very little,
but I will get high.
But I will get high;
Higher than a midget in
A helium hat.
A helium hat.
What do you think about that?
Gaseous headgear!
Gaseous headgear.
Will take you to high places.
One-year warranty.
One-year warranty?
But I really wanted ten!
I know it will break.
I know it will break
up or down or out or in
there’s outrage inside
There’s outrage inside
powering my new PC
Better than Intel
Better than Intel
And thus kept from the market –
So goes the legend
So goes the legend.
Something about where Richard
Gere put a gerbil.
“So goes the legend,”
muttered the movie extra
as the star walked by
As the star walked by,
she said: “Please carry this. It’s
a gerbil for Gere.”
A gerbil for Gere
chosen with love so sincere
I hope he walks near.
I hope he walks near
for his absence brings me fear
what I want is beer!
What I want is beer
AND to smear … old Richard Gere
with kisses galore.
With kisses galore
I attend to her sweet lips.
Her thighs clamp my ears.
Her thighs clamp my ears.
Just as well – she’s quite hot, but
I can’t stand her voice
I can’t stand her voice,
but I don’t care. I’ll keep her
quiet by kissing her.