Haiku Madness

for this haiku thread
many syllables needed.
Seventeen times…what?

Seventeen times! What
else did you expect from my
four hour erection?

Four hour erection?
That is a quick barn raising
Amish paradise

Amish paradise
is where this long thread is spun
into a warm coat

Into a warm coat
The opposums made their nest
Big one’s named Bitey

Oops! Ninja’d, ignore this.

into a warm coat
of denial I would like
to slip for a while

To slip for awhile
and maybe to slide, crash, bam!
fate on icy roads

Big one’s named Bitey;
Stabby, Sluggy and Chokey,
the not-so-nice Dwarves.

fate on icy roads
out-of-control car flattened
the not-so-nice Dwarves

The not-so-nice dwarves
killed my orcs and trolls. I’ll get
'em. I’m the DM.

“Em, I’m the DM”
The worst palindrome ever,
It shall be written.

It shall be written.
Five-Seven-Five syllables.
Haiku Madness game.

Haiku Madness game
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not fucking up like Netflix
not yet, anyway

not yet, anyway
my lottery numbers are
just biding their time

just biding their time
awaiting execution
Death Row murderers

Death Row murderers
All claim they are innocent
As they seek pardons

As they seek pardons
they blush, hands over their mouths
Burping in the West

Burping in the West
More polite than the bean scene
In Blazing Saddles.

In Blazing Saddles
And in The Producers, Mel
Makes fun of Nazis