Haikus are stupid,
pointlessly over-structured,
and I won’t post one.
I won’t post one
the mail service is so bad
pigeons are better
Makes fun of Nazis
Sending news by Zeppelin
pigeons are better
Pigeons are better
Food than many other birds,
But chefs call them squab
But chefs call them squab
'cause known as baby pigeons
no-one would eat them
No one would eat them
Without that tang, like a weak
Nine volt battery
Standign ovation for Fear Itself! ! ! I think we have a new standard now for resolving mistakes!!
Nine volt battery
I should keep a dead one close
Oops! Noisy toy died . . .
Oops! Noisy toy died.
Now I’ll have to use my lungs
to irritate folk.
To irritate folk
I sometimes shout like this “Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!”
Or like this “Eeeee-Ahhhhhh!”
Or like this “Eeeee-Ahhhhhh!”
Old McDonald had a farm
Eeeee-Ahhhh Eeeee-Ahhhh Oh!
“Eeeee-Ahhhh Eeeee-Ahhhh Oh!”
That’s what she screamed out as I
Rogered her roundly.
“Rogered her roundly,”
Flashman said of the bar-wench
Par for the course, no?
Par for the course, no?
Yes, I shot a sixty-nine.
Next comes the Tiger.
Next comes the Tiger.
No, it’s “eye of the Tiger.”
I love Rocky films.
I love Rocky films!
A great N.Y. governor
and Ford’s V.P., too.
and Ford’s V.P., too
Liberal Republican
Rockefeller man
Rockefeller man
can get married now, if he
just moves to New York.
Just moves to New York
unjust moves to Syria
not nice place right now
not nice place right now
but hot rice plate for nice chow
hungry? come along.
Hungry? Come along,
we’re going to Joe’s for beef
and booze and sweet Jazz.