And booze and sweet jazz
It’s runnin’ all 'round my brain
So, your place, or mine?
So, your place or mine?
Well, I live with my mother.
So I guess it’s yours.
So I guess it’s yours
This pink sweater won’t fit me
Though the color’s nice
Though the color’s nice
this fall will be brutal as
I face my demons.
I face my demons
all day long in the market
gimme that grapefruit!
Gimme that grapefruit
so ripe with juice abundant
no sugar needed
No sugar needed
Unless its PMS time
gimme that candy!
Gimme that candy
Vending machine “lunch” again
I could use a break
I could use a break
hmm, some mocha with whipped cream
would sure hit the spot.
Would sure hit the Spot
Shouldn’t happen to a dog
Poor Spot, hit again
Poor Spot, hit again
Dealer showed 6, Spot 16
Dogs suck at blackjack
“Dogs suck at blackjack,”
my drunken friend Bob told me.
“Poker is their game.”
Poker is their game
Texas Hold Em is the name
Very lucrative
Very lucrative,
but also very risky
dichotomy sucks
Dichotomy: Sucks
to have your dich removed, 'cause
I use mine daily.
I use mine daily!
So I can’t lend it to you.
Go get your own, bro.
I use mine daily.
I whip it out and stroke it.
Pet rocks bring comfort.
Go get your own, bro
And don’t take it for granite.
Pet rocks bring comfort.
Pet rocks bring comfort
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend
Sparkly adornment
Sparkly adornment
is what four-year-old girls crave
More Sketchers please, Mom!