More Sketchers please, Mom
and a new backpack besides
Columbia brand
Columbia brand
Gets me the highest. I love
that [del]cocaine[/del] coffee.
that [del]cocaine[/del] coffee
leaves me twitching and shaking
and kissing the sky
“…and kissing the sky,”
Jimi said of his hobbies,
“but not spelunking.”
but not spelunking
but convince me otherwise
and I guess I’d cave
And I guess I’d cave
But not while I’m in Austin
Those caves drive me bats
Those caves drive me bats
One is in New Mexico,
One in Kentucky
One in Kentucky
The other in Virginia
That’s where my balls are
That’s where my balls are.
Is your mind in the gutter?
Foot, base, golf, tennis.
Foot? base? golf? tennis?
if mind is in the gutter
it must be “bowling.”
it must be bowling
that drove me into madness
curse those 7-10s!
Curse those 7-10s
and damnation to 7-11s
QuikStop is the best
QuikStop is the best
For Slim Jims and Red Bull
"Thank You! Come Again!
“Thank You! Come Again!”
(nice set-up there, Fear Itself)
“That’s what she stated!”
That’s what she stated:
“I want the coyote now.”
Alas, 'twas a dream.
Alas, 'twas a dream
To twice twiddle twitchy twats,
Twixt two twisted twins.
Twixt two twisted twins
trembled Tommy, thirsting to
taste terrific twat.
Taste terrific twat.
Dine on fish tacos when you’re
Eating at the Y.
Eating at the Y
You yodel in the valley
Part the beef curtains
“Part the beef curtains;”
Just what you’d expect to find
At Lady GaGa’s.