resistant to change
the baby’s fouled diaper was
but damn, did it stink!
But damn! Did it stink!
Nasty gas station toilet
next rest stop five miles
Next rest stop five miles?
not sure I can wait that long
might have to find shrub
Might have to find shrub
To fend off those crazy knights.
It’s the only way.
But damn! Did it stink!
Nasty gas station toilet
next stop five miles
oops. missed editing deadline. Damn cell phone…
Its the only way
to terrorize old ladies
by yelling “Ni! Ni!”
It’s the only way
to push ahead, recklessly
ignore all others
Ignore all others
protect the fair Gilraen
this oath I have sworn.
This oath I have sworn
To quit procrastinating
Damn you, Haiku thread!
Damn you, Haiku thread!
Upset the haiku police?
Have mercy on us.
have mercy on us
we hollered when the score reached
fifteen to zero
Fifteen to zero
who is getting their butt kicked?
Its prob’bly my team.
Its prob’bly my team.
The Int’national Group of
Apos’phe Users
Apos’phe Users
Ain’t, Can’t, Wouldn’t, and Shouldn’t
Did I use 'nuff s’blls?
Did I use 'nuff s’blls?
Wrote the dyslexic poster
in the grammar thread
In the grammar thread
there will, for sure, be errors
its human natuer
its human natuer
to make many more mistakes
Typing with one hand
Typing with one hand
Easier than typing With
A wand up your nose
A wand up your nose
Occupational hazards
Threaten wizards, too
Threaten wizards, too.
Also ogres, giants and…
Reading too much Xanth.