Reading too much Xanth
With its Xipping Xule Xebras
Really Xaps my brain
Really xaps my brain
when I make mocha with new
Swiss Miss pick me up
Swiss miss, pick me up
I pleaded, from my bar stool
Alas, she would not
Alas, she would not
Let me order juice for lunch.
So I left no tip.
So I left no tip.
and then the waiter was snide.
Now I feel stabby.
Now I feel stabby
generosity given
then taken away
Then taken away
were the ruins of my lunch;
I’d like coffee now.
I’d like coffee now.
Alas, it is 8pm
Sleeping drugs instead.
Sleeping drugs instead
of coffee is a bad trade;
no thanks, A Spoonful!
“No thanks, A Spoonful”
he replied to the Doper.
dirty bean water.
dirty bean water
the breakfast of champions
I’ll take mine black, please
Dirty bean water
Is the only thing to drink
In the Bean Desert
DRATS!
I’ll take mine black, please
With two sugars, some cream, and
Also full of booze
Also full of booze
Was the driver of the truck.
DUI – Ten years
Dirty bean water
should be thrown out every night
by Taco Bell staff.
Dammit!
“DUI - ten years!”
barked the judge, gavel pounding,
as the driver wept.
As the driver wept
The children pointed and laughed
Bird poop is funny.
Bird poop is funny
especially when it lands
on shiny black cars.
On shiny black cars
The moon reflects back at me.
It’s time to go home.
it’s time to go home
said the runner on third base
haven’t scored in years
“Haven’t scored in years,”
lamented the nerd, as he
looked up more 'net pron.
Looked up more net porn
caught the guardian virus
need a new system