They’ll call him six-eyes!
The ill lass who moans “Alas!”?
They’ll call her Sick Sighs!
They’ll call her Sick Sighs
upchucking super-sized fries
poor janitor cries.
Poor janitor cries,
“I’m sweeping and mopping floors,
But not cleaning up!”
But not cleaning up
After last night’s hand party
Is my big regret
Is my big regret
that I did not place a bet
on Packers winning
On Packers winning
It fills me with great loathing
I am a Bears fan
I am a Bears fan.
I do not know when I will
See a game again.
See a game again
And again and again. The
Magic of Tebow.
Magic of Tebow
He’s a fifth level wizard
With power to love
With power to love
and power to hate, she’s the
eternal woman.
Eternal woman
Moans, “Don’t Stop!, Don’t Stop!”, though my
Lips are red and sore.
Lips are red and sore.
Eating unripe pineapple
Is very painful.
Is very painful
Poking yourself with a pin
I can’t stand those pricks
I can’t stand those pricks
That work at the Company.
Ministry, take note!
Ministry, take note
New World Order’s a good tune
From Psalm 69
From Psalm 69?
Oh, you mean metal album,
Not Biblical psalm.
Not a Biblical psalm
So then, is it wrong to know a
psalm biblically?
psalm biblically?
Well, I don’t know of any
unbiblically.
Unbiblically,
is the only way you can
promote hate. Tell Phred.
Promote hate! Tell Phred
Gays love Westboro Baptist;
Watch his head asplode.