Watch his head asplode
Poor Westboro Baptist guy
Truly led astray
Truly led astray
By wicked Baron Bomburst
In unfilmed sequel
In unfilmed sequel
Banzai fights the World Crime League
And meets Jack Burton
And meets Jack Burton
plus Wang Chi: Pork Chop Express
Have ya paid your dues?
Have ya paid your dues?
Can’t. The bills increase to fill
any void I make.
Any void I make
I fill with my greatness. I
am full of myself.
am full of myself.
A self-anthropophagic’s
Bestest meal ever.
Bestest meal ever
I cooked up and ate myself
ambiguously
Ambiguously
Gay Duo, your exploits are
Just hard to swallow.
“Just hard to swallow?”
I asked the fellating blonde.
she said: “In your dreams.”
she said “in your dreams”
I said, “It’s not always mom”
“Shut up, Oedipus.”
“Shut up, Oedipus,
must you be so damn complex?”
So asked Sigmund Freud
“So,” asked Sigmund Freud;
“You still dream about trains, but
There is no tunnel?”
“There is no tunnel,
just a lot of other trains,”
said Richard Simmons
Said Richard Simmons,
“I hang out with all the boys
At YMCA.”
At YMCA."
And also in the Navy.
Go, Village People!
Go, Village People!
Song now heard in head all day
Sing Y-M-C-A! 
Sing Y-M-C-A
When you’re at the D-M-V
Get through P-D-Q
Get through P-D-Q
Only 23 letters
to go! I be smart.
to go! I be smart.
I eat cheeseburger at home.
I use own ketchup.