I use own ketchup
When I eat beans with George
Curly’s wife, nice hair
Curly’s wife, nice hair
Moe’s wife sported a bowl cut
Larry was single
Larry was single;
or so she’d been told. His wife
didn’t seem to know.
didn’t seem to know
Buddy’s mother’s maiden name
I could not hack it
I could not hack it
In lingerie industry
I got the pink slip
I got the pink slip
Then I worked at the soup plant
Until I got canned
Until I got canned
Moonlighted at the shoe store
They gave me the boot
They gave me the boot
I worked at the luggage shop
They sent me packing
They sent me packing
Off to be a lumberjack
They gave me the axe
They gave me the axe
Next up, human cannonball
Of course I got fired
Of course I got fired;
I was dating a potter,
Wound up in her kiln.
Wound up in her kiln
Became a sperm bank teller
But soon got discharged
But soon got discharged
Gun went off by accident!
So says Dick Cheney.
So says Dick Cheney
“If you don’t shoot your friend’s face
Then Al Qaeda wins”
“So,” says Dick Cheney;
“You want to know what I think?”
“Just pull my finger.”
Then Al Qaeda wins
Bush’s diplomatic response
“Just pull my finger.”
“Just pull my finger”
He said. “It’s how you start my
internal jet pack.”
Internal jet pack
Does it truly make you soar?
Or just make you sore?
Or just make you sore
In places you have never
Been sore before, whore
Been sore before, whore
On my last trip to the store
My face hit the door