My face hit the door
And I ran into the floor
That’s how drunk I was
That’s how drunk I was
Back in my binge drinking days.
I’m much sober now.
I’m much sober now
But won’t be in a minute
Tequila, baby!
Tequila Baby!
Finally! A name for my
Abortion clinic.
Straight to hell on that one!
Abortion clinic
Is where I meet my women
I like 'em easy
I like 'em easy
Easy button, Rider, and Cheese
Now to eat the cheese
Now to eat the cheese
That’s known as casu marzu
It’s full of maggots
“It’s full of maggots!,”
I told her; “And it stinks too!”
“Do you still love me?”
“Do you still love me?
Because if you love me still
there’s not much action.”
There’s not much action
In this Ingmar Bergman film
Not one explosion!
Not one explosion!
I don’t care as long as chicks
take off their clothing.
Take off their clothing
And make out with each other?
Hot lesbian porn!
Hot lesbian porn
Chicks with mullets, trucker caps
Sit on couch snacking
Sit on couch snacking
Dan Qualye. A couch potatoe
Eats potatoe chips.
Eats potatoe chips
Drinks tomatoe juice as well
Why the big toe-doe?
“Why the big toe, doe?”
The deer looked back at me and
Said, “It’s called a hoof.”
Said “it’s called a hoof”
A hoof, a female hoof. Ray a
Killer from a gun
Killer from a gun
James Earl Ray, NOT James Earl Jones
Do NOT mix them up.
Do NOT mix them up,
Matter and anti-matter:
Annihilation.
Annihilation:
kinda like that Christmas song
(contains 12 letters).