Gritty rendezvous
Awaits me now that we bought
All of our tile stuff
All of our tile stuff
Will be more comfortable than gritty sand
As you lie naked on your back
As you lie nude on your back
You are told to close your eyes
And think of England
(changed one word to fit the syllable pattern)
And think of England
Oh ye who are the mighty
And sing for her Queen
What Haikuniverse do you live in?? 
mmm
The one where all words have one syllable, no matter what.
Hey I’m no poet, and I got some basic guidance from Wikipedia.
Apparently, I can’t count syllables either.
A wise man once told me, “There are three kinds of people in this world: those that can count, and those that can’t.”
Let me try to rejoin the correct universe:
And sing for her queen
Sing, if ye must, but
This day belongs to football
(I think that’s 17 syllables!)
Good effort, echo, but the correct sequence is 5-7-5.
Here, I’ll fix it for ya:
And sing for her queen
Sing, if ye must, but this day
Belongs to football
(Ah, thank you, sir!)
Belongs to football
At Lambeau Field yesterday
the Niners ruled!
The Niners ruled
The Pack’s poor pass D
May make the Bears smile
May make the Bears smile,
the Colts certainly did this.
No Luck on Sunday.
No Luck on Sunday
But RG3, he played great
This season, welcome!
This season, welcome
First-time Super Bowl winners:
The Detroit Lions*
You heard it here first
The Detroit Lions?
Why not dream oh, so wildly?
Hey, the Cleveland Browns!
Hey, the Cleveland Browns
Has five syllables! Echo
Can count after all! 
Bwa ha ha ha ha! ;)
Anyway…
Can count after all
The number of times I’ve said
On the other hand
On the other hand
Only three working fingers
Damn stupid chainsaw.
Damn stupid chainsaw
Couldn’t cut a chain for shite
False advertising!
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