False advertising
Do the execs ever lie?
Well I’ll be gosh-darned!
Well I’ll be gosh-darned!
Only eight hours at work
The entire week!
The entire week
Can be long, that’s why we say
Thank God it’s Friday!
Thank God it’s Friday,
she said, as if He made it
Friday just for her
Friday just for her?
Why not for the rest of us?
We like Fridays too.
We like Fridays too
They have good food, but the staff
They have too much flair
They have too much flair
At least 37, yes
Like in Office Space
Like in Office Space
I am in my cubicle
Making my “Oh!” face
Making (your) “Oh!” face?
Who is she?!?! (A “she”, I hope)
You lucky dog, you!
You lucky dog, you!
On Saturday you may come
home with the Celtling*
*Note to those who like to make suggestive haiku - be very, very careful what you say about my Celtling! :dubious: LOL!
Home with the Celtling
We’ll watch Celtic Thunder or
Maybe the Celtics
Maybe the Celtics
But it won’t be Golden State
Perennial suck
Perennial suck.
I wish I had a girlfriend
who would give me that.
Who would give me that
which they themselves do covet?
Why, my selfish spouse.
Why, my selfish spouse
Did you wreck the car? Do tell!
She: “It’s just a Benz”
She: “It’s just a Benz.”
Me: “Yes, all cars are just tin
next to a Rolls-Royce.”
Next to a Rolls Royce
My inquiry is for naught
No Grey Poupon here
No Grey Poupon here.
Also no Miracle Whip.
I’m very put out.
I’m very put out
My girl, she sure don’t put out
Your mother does, though
My mother does, though!?
Mom wouldn’t screw you on the
worst day of her life.