Worst day of her life
there are too many blind mice here,
can I get it right ?
Can I get it right?
I am counting syllables
upon my fingers
Upon my fingers
Yes, we count the syllables
Five, Seven, then Five
Five, seven, then five:
Deep thrusts, then fast thrusts, then deep;
That’s how she likes it.
That’s how she likes it
In case of emergency
Exit from the rear
Exit from the rear
No back door access for me
Thank you, but no thanks!
Thank you but no thanks!
These haiku are terrible
All form with no style
All form with no style
Spoke spoke, and we will listen
Teach us how, oh Spoke!
Teach us how, oh Spoke!
pleaded the lustful virgins
How could I refuse?
“How could I refuse?”
He’s a legend in his mind!
Wish that was MY life!
Wish that was MY Life!
But no, Mikey is eating
Cereal he likes!
Cereal he likes !
with milk, in a large bowl
use the spoon, no fork.
Use the spoon, no fork
When eating your Campbell’s soup
Yes, soup is good food
Yes, soup is good food
And soup is cheap and filling.
Good for my budget.
Good for my budget
would be no clothes, but no one
wants to see me nude.
Want to see me nude
At the all nude review? It
has a small – budget
has a small – budget
Do we stay in the gutter?
Can we elevate?
Can we elevate?
Thanks to Elisha Otis,
who gave us a lift.
Who gave us a lift
Was it the cabbie or did
We walk all the way
We walk all the way
From London to Paris, France.
Me and Jesus walk.