Haiku Madness

Me and Jesus walk
Just a daily walk with Thee
Take me home. one day

Take me home, one day.
For now, let me enjoy my
Vacation in Spain.

Vacation in Spain
The rain falls mainly, plainly
Yes, it’s on the plain

(Oh, God, you went there. HAHAHAHA!)

Yes, it’s on the plain.
I just freakin’ told you that.
You deaf or something?!

You deaf or something?
Every time I talk about work
You just smile and nod

You just smile and nod
You, shut up, don’t say a word
Don’t even try it

Don’t even try it
It’s not as good as it sounds,
Monkey ball sandwich

Monkey ball sandwich
Made with delicious meatballs
Made out of chimp ass

Made out of chimp ass
Chimp ass, see? Or, chimpanzee?
Gorilla ass, yes!

“Gorilla ass, yes!”
She inexplicably said
Before she killed him.

Before she killed him
The insurance, fully paid
Would let her retire

Would let her retire
But we still need her income
“Get back on the streets!”

Get back on the streets!
Into the room! On your back!
Choose your position.

Choose your position
You can take it in the rear
When deliv’ring lunch

When deliv’ring lunch
Don’t toss your cookies just yet
Hold your own. Maintain

Hold your own. Maintain
A sense of decorum, for
You just won the game.

You just won the game
Vict’ry is yours, champion!
Time to drink champagne

Time to drink champagne?!
The Nats are in the playoffs,
But not East champs yet!

(EDIT: GO NATS!)

But not East champs yet
It’s just a matter of time
Nats’ll play SF

Nats’ll play SF
now it’s up to the players
Time to sell your stuff