Time to sell your stuff
Too much crap in the house. Damn
Glass menagerie
Glass menagerie;
post 5000 passed. Have we
shattered the record?
Shattered the record?
We’re being closed in on by
Other haiku thread 
Other haiku thread
Let’s keep the lead over that
Folks, WE shall win out!
Folks, WE shall win out!
We’re not only good and cute,
but we bought the refs.
But we bought the refs?
But why, it wasn’t needed?
We can still kick ass!
We can still kick ass
'cause we have Echo on board
He loves his haiku
He loves his haiku
Yet, as a kid, he loved math
English classes, he did not
English classes, he did not
Enjoy, except for 12th grade:
Wonderful teacher!
Wonderful teacher!
Showed me her hypotenuse!
And all her angles!
And all her angles!
You’re right, she was acute chick.
But way too obtuse.
But way too obtuse
the angle is to be right.
Beck wouldn’t like it.
Beck wouldn’t like it
And Becky wouldn’t either
Stop stabbing your friends
Stop stabbing your friends
It is bad form, don’t you know?
Best to ignore them
Best to ignore them
Those voices inside your head
Put those scissors down
Put those scissors down,
then run around like a clown.
Safety first always
Safety first always
Remove the knives and matches
from the baby crib
From the baby crib
a kindergartener grew
before I could blink.
Before I could blink
My princess has grown; Today
I give him her hand
I gave him her hand.
He asked what I did with the
rest of her body.