Rest of her body
is lovely, but her face could
hold a five-day rain.
Hold a five-day rain
In your pocket? Nonsense! 'Cuz
You would just get wet.
You would just get wet
If you stood out in the rain
Come in and get warm
“Come in and get warm”
Satan said during the storm
“It won’t cost a thing.”
"It won’t cost a thing.
Except for shipping, handling,
And processing fees.
And processing fees
Will come to ninety-oh-eight.
You should just drive there!
“You should just drive there!”
Satan said. I was just ten
I just flipped him off.
I just flipped him off.
Who’d he think he was, yelling
“Hey, nice tits, granny!”
“Hey, nice tits, granny!”
So I copped a feel, so firm!
“Granny” was twenty!
Granny was twenty
Unusual family tree
There’s Uncle Daddy
There’s Uncle Daddy
Don’t forget Anti-Bull who runs it
All the childern laughed
All the children laughed
That day; a blast was had with
Frosty the Snowman!
Frosty the Snowman,
The Easter Bunny, yeah right
Get real, right now please
Get real, right now, please.
There’s no Tooth Fairy, and there’s
No Queen of England!
(Megamind reference.)
No Queen of England
Will be bowed down to by me
When would I meet her?
When would I meet her?
At seven, ten, twelve or three?
Make it clear next time.
Make it clear next time
Clear as mud, yes, I like that
It’s FUBAR’d again
It’s FUBAR’d again,
hopeless cannot be salvaged.
It is my love life.
It is my love life
Lovely wife, she’s my best friend
I count my blessings
I count my blessings
With laughter, stength, and joy every day
what else do I know ?