What else do I know?
One and one and one is three
Come together, yeaaaaaaaah
Come together, yeaaaaaaaah
Mankind, brotherhood, world peace
God, wherefor art thou?
God, wherefore art thou?
What if God was one of us?
You think he’d like Coke?
You think He’d like Coke?
Maybe a Pepsi will do
Flowers grow in sun
Flowers grow in sun
People grow in utero
Thus The Facts of Life.
Thus the Facts of Life
Were visited by Arnold
Whachoo talkin’ 'bout?
Watchoo talkin’ 'bout?
English, you motherfucker!
Well, do you speak it?!
Well, do you speak it?
Because if you say you don’t,
You’re wasting my time.
You’re wasting my time
if you cannot speak in rhyme
or spare me a dime.
Or spare me a dime.
I mean, I’ll gladly accept
A quarter, but hey.
A quarter, but hey
Anybody want… peanut?
No rhymes. I mean it!
No rhymes. I mean it!
My skin! I have to clean it.
And then sunscreen it!
And then sunscreen it!
Said the mother to the child
I’ll go out and play
I’ll go out and play
With my dead puppy Rover
I can’t teach him fetch
I can’t teach him fetch
Poor Rover, he does miss him
The baby cries on
The baby cries on
Though his tummy is full of
Antihistamine.
(Tim Minchin, “Lullaby” reference).
Antihistamine
Sneeze, itch, drip, tear, allergies
Somebody shoot me!
Somebody shoot me!
I can’t take this world much more
Just end it all now.
Just end it all now.
Making so many haikus
Is driving me mad!
(Actually, I quite like this thread.)
Is driving me mad!
Poetic rhymes are, oh yes
Haiku me, and you