Adventurous Knights
riding out from Camelot
seek noble causes
adventurous nights
is what she was promised, not
adventurous knights
Uhhhh…I don’t think you should be changing spelling there, Uncle. 
Seek noble causes
But don’t just seek, act on it.
Actions speak louder.
Actions speak louder
I stand corrected by boss
of this nifty thread
of this nifty thread
I have learned of Goat Uncle
Is Nannie Auntie?
“Is Nannie Auntie?”
I asked my uncle, but he
only looked at me.
only looked at me
is what the audience did
Is my fly unzipped?
Is my fly unzipped?
he asked, hoping in vain that
I’d look at his crotch.
I’d look at his crotch
especially if there was
a bulgy package
A bulgy package
in porn fequently includes
deliv’ries in rear
deliv’ries in rear?
witty double entendre
or better routing?
Or better routing
might solve CPU problems
Microsoft failing
Microsoft failing
Yet sailing go the big yachts
Paid for by Windows
Paid for by Windows
your computer angst ulcers
get a Macintosh
Get a Macintosh?
No thanks, I use a Samsung.
I’m not artistic.
I’m not artistic,
Yet I use a Mac. Malware
Is not a problem.
is not a problem
a definition of an
opportunity?
Opportunity
Is it knocking on your door?
Why don’t you answer?
why don’t you answer
when I ask for loyalty?
am I friend or foe?