Haiku Madness

Am I friend or foe?
My actions don’t seem to say.
Maybe I don’t care.

Maybe I don’t care
if I get some sleep tonight,
but I really should.

But I really should
lay my fevered body down.
It’s time to dream now.

it’s time to dream now
waking life has worn me down
at least for today

at least for today
I won’t bother wondering
About the next bill

About the next bill
I have only one question:
Is it due today?

Is it due today?
The fifty cents I owe you?
Will you take a check?

Will you take a check?
It’s only post dated to
two thousand fifty

two thousand fifty
I wonder how the world will
be diff’rent by then

Be diff’rent by then!
A deadline for personal
Change. Not so easy.

change. not so easy.
between Triathlon legs;
…a stool in the vault

…a stool in the vault
GROSS! Don’t you know there is a
Bathroom on the right?

“There’s a bathroom on
the right” is from a Creedence
song that is misheard.

song that is misheard:
“There’s a bad moon on the rise.”
I love CCR

I love CCR
a lot more than CPR.
Heart attack? No, thanks!

Heart attack? No, thanks!
I can’t afford to be sick
Well, only a cold

heart attack? No thanks
tomorrow I eat healthy
pass the chili fries

Pass the chili fries
I just got a promotion
Time to celebrate

Time to celebrate
the beauteous sounds of birds
and sights of springtime

And sights of springtime
like the odd robin red breast
never left winter