Never left winter
would be a terr’ble nightmare
the snow must melt soon
the snow must melt soon
else all will go stircrazy
bring on the sunshine!
Bring on the sunshine
Chase away the clouds and snow
Forty in Des Moines
Forty in Des Moines
Another forty in Detroit
Swine flu alert news
Forty in Des Moines
Was my answer when asked of
Number of girlfriends
Edit: Dammit, Goat! (preview failed me)
swine flu alert news
swine flu? You mean the pig’s flown?
and hell’s froze over?
Edit, damn it, Goat!
you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe
Edgar Allen Poe
Quote the raven “Nevermore”
Treehouse of Horror
Treehouse of horror
Imagine my shock - I thought
Were treehouse of whores
“were treehouse of whores”
what kind of crazy babble
are you talking now?
Are you talking now?
All I hear are clicks and pops
No real words at all
No real words at all
was Marcel Marceau’s method
(save Silent Movie).
save Silent Movie
in which the famous French mime
said but one word. No.
Said but one word. No.
And then he said another
Can you guess that word?
Can you guess that word?
What do I win if I’m right?
Pusillanimous?
Pusillanimous?
Because I won’t wrestle bears?
Fine! Wimpy I am.
Fine! Wimpy I am
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday
For burger today
for burger today
I surely would go to hell
as it is Friday
For burger today
Does it come with cheese on it?
Put it down Randy!
(TPB reference ;))
“Are you talking now?
Then please be quieter,”
she thought, selfishly.