Bzzzt as to the preceding two posters. You have to begin with the last line of the previous haiku. Thus:
As it is Friday
I had a long lunch with friends;
quiet afternoon, too.
Quiet afternoon, too
exhausted to be bothered
to do the dishes.
To do the dishes?
Or just waste some paper plates?
Disposable Earth.
[Haiku Police]
Foul!
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disposable earth
it’s made of styrofoam, no?
need a big dumpster
need a big dumpster
these copies of “Going Rogue”
need to go somewhere
need to go somewhere
anywhere hot and sunny
I’m still seeing snow
I’m still seeing snow
gray, pock marked sagging lumps like
old age memory
old age memory
Swiss cheese a’la Alzheimer’s
dementia buffet
dementia buffet
left lobe tastes like fresh chicken
zombies eating brains
zombies eating brains
do the white and gray matter?
please pass the hot sauce
please pass the hot sauce
the special seagull platter
lacks any flavor
lacks any flavor
unsalted tomato juice
blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah
Derp-a-derp dee derp-a-doo
Brain is mashed cabbage.
Brain is mashed cabbage
Knees are shot, my back is sore
I am getting old
I am getting old
unfair that wine gets better
but I go to shit
but I go to shit
every afternoon at three
A regular guy
A regular guy
Joe Six-Pack, gettin’ stuff done
How long till weekend?
How long 'til weekend?
It’s the weekend now, unless
Sunday doesn’t count.
Sunday doesn’t count
all this talk about Oscars
Baloney! says I