Baloney! says I
pastrami, turkey and ham!
meat gnaws at my soul
Meat gnaws at my soul
but I wish I could eat carbs
diabetes bites
Diabetes bites
or I do… but what? That’s the
real conundrum here.
real conundrum here
of the chicken or the egg
which of these came first?
Which of these came first:
fear of death or fear of life?
Depends on your view
Depends on your view
Lead dog or lead dog’s behind
I know which I choose.
I know which I choose
betwixt liver and doughnuts
nicely glazed, yes please
nicely glazed, please
with fava beans and a nice
Chianti–great meal!
Chianti–great meal!
Can’t think of a joke about
Silence of the Lambs.
Silence of the lambs
They’re very quiet when they’re cooked
Dinner shouldn’t scream
Dinner shouldn’t scream
but if its that delicious
I can ignore it.
I can ignore it
When you burp or fart near me
but not in my face.
“But not in my face!”
she yelled, with disgust, at the
man in the porno.
Man in the porno
Has an awesome, thick 'stache
And I am jealous
And I am jealous
for all the nookie he’s had…
if not STDs.
If not STD’s
than what would cause that discharge?
you should have wrapped it.
you should have wrapped it
third trimester sex denied
friction is your friend
Friction is your friend
It brings on a happy end
but please use the wet.
But please use the wet
nap provided in the kit
for easy clean up
For easy clean up
Use your blowtorch because it
cleans and disinfects