Cleans and disinfects,
so says the Tidy Bowl Man,
Do you believe him?
Do you believe him?
he is talking out his ass
remarkable feat
Remarkable feat
To be talking out your ass
And around your head
And around your head
the flies are swarming thickly
your breath is noxious
Your breath is noxious,
Your whole body reeks of sweat.
What a prize you are.
what a prize you are
you smelly active gas bag
spewing from both ends
spewing from both ends
into the tub and toilet
This flu is a bitch
This flu is a bitch
and my cold is a bastard
Ooh I love swearing
Oooh I love swearing
darn, drats, crap, heckaroonie
Please pardon my French
Please pardon my French
Kissing hasn’t been the same
since I got dentures
since I got dentures
I’m making sounds I don’t like
clack clack clack clack clack
“Clack, Clack, Clack, Clack, Clack!
All I ever hear about,”
Complains Click Tappet.
Complains Click Tappert
Why do people run away?
Do I need a bath
Do I need a bath
Or perhaps, a sandblast
Feeling so grimy
Feeling so grimy;
maybe time for the sheep dip?
That is what Bruce says.
that is what Bruce says
to Clarence, the big sax man
born to run, we are
“Born to run, we are,”
quoth Yoda to the saxman
whilst Bruce just smiled.
whilst Bruce just smiled,
Dylan sang another song
whilst we plugged our ears
Whilst we plugged our ears
with strange phrases in haiku
tongue twister trouble
tongue twister trouble
takes two tongues tightly tied to
two twin toy turd tops