Haiku Madness

two twin toy turd tops
not one but two, both the same
a sight to behold.

a sight to behold
were his pair of sunglasses
to the old blind man

to the old blind man
Spring comes with the scent of soil
and the sound of birds

And the sound of birds
outside the third floor window
drives the cat insane

drives the cat insane?
drives the dog even madder
not that it matters

Not that it matters
To anybody but me –
I’m going to bed

I’m going to bed
but I am coming right back
can’t make up my mind

Can’t make up my mind
indecision is my curse
which is better, worse?

which is better, worse
to act on your wants or not?
hamlet did choose wrong

Hamlet did choose wrong:
Rosenkrantz…no, Guildenstern…
Blood and rhetoric!

Hamlet did choose wrong;
a larger pig would not have.
Porcine bulk makes right.

Edit:
Blood and rhetoric!
I didn’t see another verse.
Miss edit deadline?

FOUL!

miss edit deadline?
wow, is that really your name?
what’s edit short for?

what is edit short for?
perhaps editorial
my only comment

my only comment
is that I hate commitment,
comets and kumquats

Comets and kumquats
Aren’t sunshine and lollipops
but I’ll still take 'em.

but I’ll still take 'em
right to the haiku trash heap
lame-ass haiku-fu

lame-ass haiku-fu,
lame-ass google-fu, search-fu
My life is fu’ed up

My life is fu’ed up
said the emo poet boy
Needs to find a clue

Needs to find a clue
Says super sleuth Nancy Drew
looking for her keys.