Looking for her keys
Sneaks away before he wakes
Another mistake.
Another mistake
centering nose above mouth
What was God thinking?
What was God thinking
When he made the mind of man?
women are better.
Women are better
At multitasking, but men
Hone in precisely.
Hone in precisely
at the mistake which is man
Just kidding sez I
“Just kidding!” sez I,
as I take off my clown nose
and those giant shoes.
and those giant shoes!
tiny feet need not apply
this is a man’s job
this is a man’s job
syllabication station
abbreviation?
Abbreviation
is the sincerest form of
meeting haiku rules.
Meeting haiku rules
can be a real bitch sometimes.
Key: 5-7-5!
Key: 5-7-5!
Can’t be a note about time
no sevens in times
No sevens in times
Is the first line of this, my
Very lame Haiku
no sevens in times
12/21/2012
pedicted end times
Predicted end times?
Or very, very lazy
Calendar makers
Calendar makers
screwed up my new calendar
When’s Smebuary?
When’s Smebuary?
Right after Flanuary
and right before Plarch.
And right before Plarch
Stood a man we call Flangle
But his real name’s Steve.
But his real name’s Steve
a good guy, I’m sure, and yet…
not too cromulent.
What’s this cromulent?
You and your Simpsons verbage
It’s craptacular!
Bzzzzt. You have to use the last line of the preceding haiku.