Not too cromulent?
You and your Simpsons verbage
It’s craptacular!
yup - signs that i am not feeling well - carry on!
It’s craptacular
Wallowing in crapulence
Duff Man says “Ohh yeah!”
Duff man says “Ohh yeah!”
Tony the Tiger says “Not”
I ignore spokesmen
I ignore spokesmen
and flacks, and shills, and shysters
and thus am happy.
“and thus am happy.”
that’s the end of the story.
Time for another?
Time for another?
Demon asked, sucking my brain
“Yeah, I guess,” I shrugged
“Yeah, I guess,” I shrugged
When asked if I wanted plums
(not a big plum fan)
Not a big plum fan,
Tina liked little green plums
that’s grapes, idiot!
that’s grapes, idiot!
filling this bag I’m using
to beat you to death.
to beat you to death
is a longtime dream of mine
you sonofabitch
“You sonofabitch,”
the sultry young actress shrieked,
“now look what you’ve done!”
“Now look what you’ve done!
You wanted a bit of nookie,
And I missed my bus!”
And I missed my bus
the late man sadly exclaimed
but no one listened
But no one listened
as I criticized Sonja;
no one cared at all.
No one cared at all.
So I fumed in the corner.
I guess that showed them!
I guess that showed them!
I would not eat my carrots
little orange peckers
Little orange peckers
carefully placed on table
centerpiece delight
centerpiece delight
afternoon delight on the
dining room table
Dining room table
is not a good place for sex
when there’s company
when there’s company
lean, breathe, and release slowly
silent but deadly