Silent but deadly
Her eyes told tales that frightened
and froze my soul’s core.
and froze my soul’s core
with the lifeless gaze of the
eyes of the undead
Eyes of the undead
Coworkers in their cubbies
staring at blank screens.
staring at blank screens.
Where are the SDMB?
Did they crash again?
Did the crash again?
Those crazy women drivers
Almost worse then men
almost worse than men
the locusts swarm and devour
narcissistic bugs
Narcissistic bugs
Preening, not pollinating
Colony outcasts.
Colony outcasts
forced from the stockade, expelled
into wilderness.
Into wilderness
He befriends bear, grows a beard
He’s Grizzly Adams
into wilderness
would be the ideal form of
banishment for me.
ETA: Darn it!
He’s Grizzly Adams
what with all the facial hair
shave already man!
Shave already man!
But George Bernard Shaw laughed loud
beating the barber
beating the barber
for not cutting women’s hair
I don’t like salons.
I don’t like salons.
I’d rather talk sports than books
With some other drunks.
With some other drunks
They yell and weep and stumble;
I just get giggly.
I just get giggly
watching drunks stagger about
Whoo hoo! drunks are fun
“Whoo hoo! Drunks are fun,”
or so Moe tells me when I
drop in to his bar.
Drop in to his bar.
If you’re a priest, you’ll soon be
The butt of a joke.
The butt of a joke?
J-Lo is the owner of
A joke of a butt.
A joke of a butt?
Nay, J-Lo’s tushy rightly
is envied by all.
Is envied by all?
I think not, Elendil’s Heir
As a butt, it’s “meh”