As a butt it’s “meh”
Everyone has a big butt
Tell me about yours
Tell me about yours
It is two-cheeked, and quite round
Sometimes, full of shit
Sometimes full of shit
sometimes wisdom flows freely
No, it’s still all shit.
No, it’s still all shit.
In fact, shit from Shinola
Yes, shoe polish shit
Yes, shoe polish shit
my collie explained to me
I did not buy it
I did not buy it.
I bid, but the last minute
SNIP! Stupid eBay.
SNIP! Stupid eBay.
I coveted “Christ on toast”
But it was withdrawn.
SNIP! Stupid Ebay
I just want to buy the thing
Why make this so hard?
ETA: Darn it again - I previewed!
But it was withdrawn
That’s what he said anyway
nine months later - whoops!
nine months later - whoops!
there it is, whoops! there it is
an earworm for you
An earworm for you
Neun und Neunzig luftballons
I hope you enjoy
I hope you enjoy
that flashback to the Eighties;
nuclear war - yikes!
nuclear war - yikes!
they blinded me with science!
nuclear earworm?
Nuclear earworm?
They had those in Wrath of Khan
Terrell shot himself
Terrell shot himself
rather than listen to more
Shatner emoting.
Shatner emoting
is the best part of Priceline:
business model sucks
business model sucks
renting shoehorns by the hour
hey, at least I tried
Hey, at least I tried
I mean that I tried to try
Or thought about it
or thought about it
with neurons and synapses
and my myelin sheath
And my myelin sheath
in original wrapper
Fanboys never die!
Fanboys never die;
they don’t even fade away,
just go to movies.