just go to movies
see your star wars, lord of rings
I’ll tango in Paris
I’ll tango in Paris
But there’s no Can-Cans on stage
In Buenos Aires.
In Buenos Aires
I’ve heard they enjoy good air
So don’t cry for them
Six syllables! FOUL!
Six syllables! FOUL!
seven is a better sum
and five is good too
Whoops. Got me.
Penguin, the next line is “So don’t cry for them”
So don’t cry for them
when they have fun with the rules.
don’t get mad either
Don’t get mad either
GET Even! But that belief
Makes the whole world blind
Makes the whole world blind?
The same thing happens with too
much masturbating.
much masturbating
a handy form of relief
don’t forget lotion
don’t forget lotion
use sunscreen for jerking off
don’t get a burnt dick
don’t get a burnt dick
or you will burn rubber, too
and have a hot rod
And have a hot rod
in nuclear reactors
Electricity
and have a hot rod,
hot todd and hot maud–stupid
sexy ned flanders.
Electricity
I get a charge out of it
When I’m not careful
When I’m not careful
I create planets and stars
Sorry about that
Sorry about that
Fart I let escape last night –
I love beans too much.
I love beans too much
you know, the magical fruit
Toot! Toot! Ah. Feels good.
Toot! Toot! Ah, feels good!
Tsk, tsk, tsk matron scolded
guess her shit don’t stink
“Guess ‘Her shit don’t stink,’”
Trebek suggested, but I
doubted he was right.