Haiku Madness

guess her shit don’t stink.
guess again, bub. We’re talking
dead skunk in latrine

Damn! I was beat to it.

Doubted he was right
missing the edit button
stumbling onward

stumbling onward
my worst fears were realized
zombies! tons of them!

Zombies! Tons of them!
How long 'til the Dope crashes?
Plenty of braaaaaaaaains here.

Plenty of brains here
too bad they’re all in glass jars
seeped in odd fluids

Seeped in odd fluids.
I don’t consider liquor
to be odd at all.

To be odd at all
on the Dope is not easy.
All are odd; thus, none.

All are odd; thus, none
I have 10 toes: 6 on the
Right, 4 on the left

Right 4, on the left
spin back to 27
and then right to 9

And then right to 9.
Just make sure, don’t miss the exit.
Easy directions.

Easy directions:
add eggs and water to mix
Birthday cake success!

Easy directions
Turn right at the big oak tree
Then left at the barn

Drats!

Birthday cake success
Don’t forget to add sugar
Leave out the arsenic

Leave out the arsenic?
Maybe use thalidomide,
I bet that hurts too.

I bet that hurts too
smashing your toe with hammer
(relative to thumbs)

realitive to thumbs,
the finger family mocked toes
snobs snubbing support

Snobs snubbing support;
aristocrats with flat feet.
O how they will ache!

O how they will ache!
Those tummies after eating
Too much Taco Bell

Too much Taco Bell
and Pizza Hut and Arbys
Give me fast relief!

Give me fast relief
There’s too much confusion here
Joker to the thief

Joker to the thief:
“Shall we try to off Batman?
I doubt he’s prepared.”